StupidiNews!

• Voters in South Carolina will see Stephen Colbert's sister Elizabeth as the Democratic candidate for the vacated House seat of now Senator Tim Scott, with former Gov. Mark Sanford in the GOP runoff.
• On the 10th anniversary of the start of the Iraq War, filmmaker and activist Michael Moore is calling former Bush Pentagon head Donald Rumsfeld "a war criminal as far as I'm concerned".
• The House Ethics Committee is investigating Alaska Republican Don Young for allegedly taking improper gifts and using campaign funds for personal use.
• The EU and the President of Cyprus are scrambling to come up with an alternative bailout plan as Cypriot lawmakers have rejected a levy on bank deposits.
• San Francisco's new stadium for the defending NFC champion 49ers will include the most powerful Wi-Fi network ever devised for a sports venue.