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• Three are dead, including the gunman after a shooting at Quantico Marine base in Virginia early Friday morning.
• Just seven years after Colorado outlawed same-sex marriage in its state constitution, a civil unions bill has now been signed into law.
• Kansas GOP Sen. Pat Roberts has introduced legislation to cut $36 billion from SNAP benefits over the next decade.
• Legislation to cap bonuses given to European Union bankers could affect as many as two-thirds of EU fund managers.
• FCC Chairman Julius Genakowski will reportedly announce his resignation today, leaving the President with a guaranteed tough confirmation battle no matter who is nominated.