StupidiNews!

• As tensions continue to mount on the Korean peninsula, North Korea has cut off military communication with the South.
• San Diego Mayor Bob Filner has come to an agreement with Medbox, Inc., manufacturer of marijuana vending machines, for use in a few locations in the city.
• The First Fan welcomed LA's two 2012 champion teams to the White House on Tuesday, the NHL's Kings and MLS's Galaxy.
• President Obama has signed into law the continuing resolution that locks in sequestration cuts in order to keep the government operation through October 1.
• British scientists have taken the fiber out of fiber optics, leaving cables that can move data at 99.7% the speed of light.