StupidiNews!

• The US says it sent B-2 Stealth bombers from Missouri to South Korea and back as a military exercise and reminder to the increasingly belligerent North Korea.
• Former Florida GOP state chairman Jim Greer will spend 18 months in federal prison after pleading guilty to charges of fraud, theft, and money laundering.
• Ashley Judd will not be running for the Senate in Kentucky, putting an end to months of speculation.
• After almost two weeks, Cypriot banks will reopen today with strict cash withdrawal limits and transfer restrictions in effect for at least the next week and a half.
• A study of Pacific island fossils suggests as much as 10% of Earth's bird species were wiped out by human colonization over 3,000 years.