StupidiNews!

• North Korea's response to US B-2 Stealth bombers is to place rockets on standby to attack US bases, with Kim Jong Un declaring that it's time to "settle accounts" with the West.
• Maine may become the next state to legalize and tax marijuana, as at least 35 lawmakers are interested in giving the state revenue from sales of pot.
• The Mexican war on drug cartels moves to Reynosa, Mexico, the city of 600,000 is now ground zero for the battle between the Mexican army and cartels along the border with Texas.
• Harvard, Yale, and Columbia universities recorded some of the highest rejection rates in school history, with 7.3% or less of freshman applicants accepted this fall.
• Video game designer Jason Rorher has buried his latest creation somewhere in the Nevada desert, where it may take centuries to find.