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• As the US sends F-22 Raptor stealth jets to participate in joint military exercises with South Korea, the country is warning the North that any attack will be met with a "strong response".
• Washington state's plan to tax legalized marijuana sales may not be profitable as medical marijuana sales mean users could get pot for less.
• The "haircut" for depositors in Cypriot banks above 100,000 euros could be as high as 60%, according to the country's Finance Minister.
• The Louisville Cardinals advanced to the NCAA basketball Final Four after star Kevin Ware shattered his leg in a double fracture, winning 85-63.
• California parolees and sex offenders with GPS monitors are routinely disabling them according to a new LA Times investigation, and the state has no money to jail them.