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• Secretary of State John Kerry has arrived in Seoul, South Korea in order to try to defuse tensions on the Korean peninsula.
• Fossil research in South Africa has discovered another early ancestor of man, Australopithecus sediba, who roamed the African plains 2 million years ago.
• In the Senate, gun violence legislation has passed the first of many hurdles to open debate, but it still has a long way to go.
• President Obama has released $10 million in non-military food aid to Syrian rebels as the humanitarian crisis there worsens amid civil war.
• A two-year malware ring designed to target MMORPG players and manipulate in-game currency to steal real money has been uncovered by security experts.