StupidiNews!

• Three people have been injured as a pair of fuel barges in Mobile, Alabama loaded with gasoline continue to burn after several explosions last night.
• Democrats are introducing federal legislation that would require genetically modified foods to be labeled as such.
• Clashes in China's western Xinjiang province have left 21 dead as ethnic Uighurs and provincial police squared off.
• Spanish unemployment for the first quarter of the year climbed to an all-time record of 27.2% as over six million Spaniards remain out of work.
• A federal judge in Wisconsin has ruled that ordering a suspect to decrypt secure files on his own hard drive is a violation of the Fifth Amendment's self-incrimination clause.