StupidiNews!

• It took less than a week of sequestration-fueled air traffic controller furloughs causing nationwide delays to get Congress to consider a bill to restore FAA funding.
• President Obama honored the dozen volunteer firefighters killed in the explosion of a fertilizer plant in West, Texas last week at a memorial at Baylor University.
• Egyptian President Mohammend Morsi admits his biggest challenge is Egypt's "deep state", the bureaucracy left over from former President Hosni Mubarak's rule.
• Add Turkey to the list of countries looking to bust offshore tax evasion in the economic downturn, as the country is looking to collect $130 billion from tax cheats.
• Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk says traffic on LA's 405 freeway is so awful, he's willing to donate thousands of dollars of his own money to hire more workers to widen it.