StupidiNews!

• Connecticut's state legislature has passed and Gov. Dan Malloy is expected to sign into law today strict new gun safety measures in the wake of the Newtown mass shooting.
• Students at a rural Georgia high school are organizing the school's first racially integrated prom this year after decades of "traditionally" segregated separate proms.
• South Korean automakers Hyundai and Kia are recalling nearly 2 million late model vehicles due to safety concerns with brake lights.
• The notion of Ohio Dem Sen. Sherrod Brown as chair of the Senate Banking Committee has the banking industry up in arms as NY Sen. Chuck Schumer remains silent about his plans for the seat.
• Disney has opted to shutter game developer LucasArts and license out the Star Wars franchise to other game developers.