StupidiNews!

• Five Americans, including a 25-year old US diplomatic officer, were killed over the weekend by an Afghan suicide bomber who struck their convoy as they were delivering books to schools.
• Activists in Arkansas have posted video evidence that last month's residential tar sands pipeline oil spill in Mayflower has reached nearby Lake Conway and protected wetlands.
• Israeli government websites have come under attack by pro-Palestinian hackers in a coordinated move on Sunday.
• Tea Party state legislation to legalize gold and silver bullion as legal tender is gaining popularity in red states, with proponents claiming the dollar will soon be worthless.
• A new National Highway Traffic Safety Association poll reveals that laws banning texting while driving hasn't reduced mobile device use while behind the wheel.