StupidiNews, Memorial Day Edition!

• Three are dead near San Antonio as massive flash flooding in south Texas swamped streets and knocked out power to 15,000.
• Scientists believe minerals on the moon's surface may have survived intact from asteroid collisions rather than being broken open from the inside of the moon.
• The Assad regime will allow Iraqi "tourists" into the country as a cover for guerrilla fighters as the regime says it will attend peace talks.
• Google faces yet another antitrust probe over its display ad business, with the FTC investigating if the company is illegally stifling competition.
• A new study finds "tunnel vision" focus may correlate to higher IQ scores in tests, but it may also mean people with higher IQs have problems focusing on the bigger picture.