StupidiNews!

• The FDA has decided to approve "Plan B" emergency contraception for sale to girls 15 and older without a prescription.
• FBI sources say traces of ricin were found in the dojo of the man currently charged with trying to frame a Mississippi Elvis impersonator for sending poison-laced letters to politicians.
• President Obama's 100-day second term press conference included another vow to convince Congress to close Guantanamo Bay.
• CBS is the latest network to suggest it will stop broadcasting over the air and become a cable-only channel if "rebroadcaster" internet startup Aereo wins it court case to remain online.
• Apple took out $17 billion in bonds to raise cash in order to avoid having to repatriate offshore accounts that could cost them billions in taxes.