StupidiNews!

• The toll of those injured in yesterday's mass shooting at a New Orleans second-line Mother's Day parade has reached 19, including 2 children.
• Some 30 years after the bombings he was convicted for, infamous Venezuelan terrorist Carlos the Jackal heads back to a French court to appeal his sentence.
• Former Pakistani PM Nawaz Sharif 's party won nearly an outright majority of seats in this weekend's election, vaulting Sharif back to power.
• Bangladesh's parliament is considering raising the country's minimum wage from $39 a month after last month's deadly factory collapse toll reached 1,100 dead.
• An experimental parasail-powered flying car crashed near a Canadian elementary school in British Columbia, no serious injuries reported.