StupidiNews!

• Texas rescue officials are still looking for seven missing people after Wednesday's deadly tornadoes in the northern part of the state.
• A new CDC study estimates that as many as one in five US children and teens suffer from mental disorders.
• A new report finds two "known or suspected terrorists" who turned states' evidence and entered the Federal Witness Protection Program simply boarded planes and left.
• McDonald's is paring menu choices and focusing on "core" offerings as the company revamps its offerings.
• Congress wants to know how Google plans to protect privacy of both users and the people around them when Google Glass eventually goes public.