StupidiNews!

• A series of spring tornadoes ripped across the Midwest Sunday, with the heaviest damage in Oklahoma and more storms expected today.
• Associated Press chief Gary Pruitt says that the subpoena of reporters' phone records in a Justice Department leak investigation is "an unconstitutional act" and plans to fight it in court.
• Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto is seeking wide-ranging federal powers to rein in state governors over transparency and voting regulations.
• UK home prices increased a fifth straight month to a new record as the British economy is showing signs of recovery.
• Yahoo will purchase micro-blogging upstart Tumblr for $1.1 billion in a deal that has current Tumblr customers very worried about the service.