StupidiNews!

• The FBI is focusing on Texas as the source of a recent batch of letters testing positive for ricin, sent to President Obama and NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg.
• The Boy Scouts of America keeping a ban on LGBT adults as scout leaders may cost the organization its tax-exempt status in California.
• 13-year old Arvind Mahankali of Queens, NY is your Scripps National Spelling Bee champion, with the winning word of 'knaidel', a traditional Yiddish dumpling.
• Tokyo is shoring up its defenses against the future possibility of a major flood along the city's Arakawa River, a flood which could affect 35 million.
• High sodium content maybe bad for people, but good for young stars as it appears the element may be preventing them from entering the red giant phase.