StupidiNews!

• Flooding along the Mississippi River has forced evacuations north of St. Louis as a second levee breach in two days threatens thousands of residents.
• House Republicans are moving forward with legislation that would ban all abortions in America past 20 weeks.
• A federal bankruptcy judge has removed the last major obstacle to US Airways merging with American Airlines and becoming the world's largest air carrier.
• A new report finds fewer US families are dealing with medical bankruptcies, indicating health care costs are on the way down.
• A new ruling from the International Trade Commission in Samsung's favor could ban the sale of older Apple iPhone and iPad models in the US.