Friday, July 12, 2013

North Colorado Rockies

Colorado Republicans apparently aren't too fond of democracies where they might lose elections, so ten rural (and very tea party red) Colorado counties are now openly talking about secession and forming their own North Colorado state.

There’s a growing effort to create a 51st state out of parts of northeast Colorado.

Ten counties, including Weld and Morgan, started talking about seceding last month. Now some people Lincoln and Cheyenne counties say they want to join a new state they’d call “North Colorado.”

Organizers of the secession effort say their interests are not being represented at the state Capitol. Representatives from the 10 counties held a meeting on Monday in the town of Akron in Weld County to begin mapping the boundaries for the new state they say will represent the interests of rural Colorado.

Yeah, Republicans love democracy and voting so much they want to break off and form their own state rather than deal with voters who don't agree with them and outnumber them.

Almost like cranky white guys are becoming a minority.  And we've seen before how they react.

The secessionist movement is the result of a growing urban-rural divide, which was exacerbated after this year’s legislation session where lawmakers raised renewable energy standards for rural electric co-ops, floated bills increasing regulations on oil and gas, and passed sweeping gun control.

The creation of a new state comes with risks. A new state would have to draw up new water agreements which are critical to agriculture and uses 85 percent of Colorado’s water. Supporters say it also comes with new opportunities.

“I say 80 percent of the oil and gas revenue in the state of Colorado is coming out of northeastern Colorado – Weld, Yuma County, and some of other counties,” Weld County Commissioner Sean Conway said. “Seventy percent of the K-12 funding is coming off the state lands in Weld County alone. I’m telling you we are economic drivers.”

So they want to take their oil money, and screw the rest of Colorado.   These guys don't want a democracy, they want a giant gated community for themselves.

Ask Sudan and South Sudan how breaking up land over oil rights goes, guys.

4 comments:

A Ghost To Most said...

They don't want America; they want Somalia with churches.

RepubAnon said...

As many have noted, these folks think the Iranian form of government is close to perfection. The only changes they would make would be to get a copy of the Iranian constitution and use the Replace All command to:
* Change "Allah" and "Mohammed" to "God" and "Jesus"
* Change "Koran" to "Bible"


Other than those minor changes, they'd be set. They wouldn't even need a speechwriting department, all they'd need to do is take last year's Iranian press releases and redefine "Great Satan" as Iran rather than the US, change "Zionism" to "Caliphate"...

Norbrook said...

It's yet another edition in what has been a long-standing battle in a number of states, including in the "solid blue" state of New York, which is anything but that. The "upstate vs. downstate" grudge match has been going on since almost the beginning, with either area floating "separate state" initiatives at times. It's often the case as a formerly relatively evenly populated state has a major shift with urban population growth and reduced populations in the rural areas.

Kitty Smith said...

Because what we absolutely need is one of the most sparsely populated states in the fucking nation to split into two and stick a bigger thumb on the Senate scale.

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