StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Cleveland kidnapping suspect Ariel Castro will receive life plus 1000 years in prison, without the possibility of parole, in a plea deal to avoid the death penalty.
• On the 60th anniversary of the agreement that ended the Korean War, North Korea staged a huge military parade in Pyongyang's main square.
• The US will transfer two Gitmo detainees back to Algeria as the Pentagon official in charge of detainee policy at the prison announced his resignation on August 31st.
• A recall of GM's India-exclusive Tavera SUV has led to the firings of several GM employees in the division.
• Turns out a 21-year old man whose computer was infected with a fake FBI ransomware virus believed it, turned himself into the cops, and is now facing real child pornography charges.