StupidiNews!

• Texas Dem State Sen. Wendy Davis admits that Texas Republicans will almost certainly pass new anti-choice laws today in Austin, and that Dems won't be able to stop the bill.
• Wal-Mart says it will immediately scrap three planned stores in Washington DC if the city passes a living wage law requiring large employers to pay employees $12.50 an hour.
• A car bomb in in Hezbollah-controlled Beirut that wounded 50 may be in retaliation for the group backing the Asaad regime in Syria.
• Egypt has named former Mubarak-era Finance Minister Hazem El-Beblawi as the country's new Prime Minister after the rejection of Mohamed ElBaradei for the post.
• Last week's failure and crash of a Russian Proton-M rocket carrying a satellite payload may have resulted from sensors installed upside down.