StupidiNews!

• Flash flooding in Toronto during evening rush hour swamped several passenger trains and cars as police had to resort to boats to rescue people in the streets.
• Several insurance companies have refused to renew liability coverage for Kansas schools in the wake of a recently passed state law allowing teachers to concealed carry on school grounds.
• Egyptian interim President Adly Mansour has promised a new constitutional referendum and parliamentary elections, but has appropriated a number of powers in the meantime.
• Texas GOP Gov. Rick Perry will not seek a fourth term next year, raising speculation he will be making another presidential run in 2016.
• Analysts say the nations Emergency Alerting System is vulnerable to hackers as encryption keys for the system are publicly available.

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