StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Time Warner Cable has blacked out CBS in 8 major cities and pay channel Showtime nationwide over a ferocious licensing fight with the network.
• Here in Kentucky a Catholic order of monks and a sister order of nuns are refusing to give up land to make way for a natural gas pipeline from Pennsylvania to the Gulf Coast.
• With their 40th vote to repeal Obamacare, House Republicans voted 232-185 to bar the IRS from implementing any part of the health care law.
• Some 15 months after its disastrous IPO and a stock price drop to less than half its value, Facebook stock is back above the $38 mark.
• Legendary game designer and space mogul John Carmack's rocket company, Armadillo Aerospace, has run out of fuel and is crashing back to Earth.