StupidiNews!

• The jury in the trial of reputed Boston mob boss James "Whitey" Bulger has returned a guilty verdict on 31 of 32 counts, including involvement in 11 murders.
• Tesla Motors founder Elon Musk unveiled a new "open source" transportation project named "Hyperloop" which could theoretically transport riders from LA to SF in 30 minutes.
• A McClatchy study shows that in nearly 40 years of existence, the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence has never tried to declassify documents itself, even though it can try.
• Newark Mayor Cory Booker heads into today's New Jersey Senate special primary election with a massive lead and is expected to easily win the October 16th general election.
• BlackBerry says it's exploring putting itself up for sale as sales of the BlackBerry X10 phone have not met expectations.