StupidiNews!

• The British government plans to publish evidence today linking last week's deadly attack in Syria to the Assad regime's use of chemical weapons.
• An explosive Associated Press report on NYPD surveillance of NYC's Muslim community after 9/11 finds that the department treated all mosques in the city as "terrorist organizations".
• Penn State University has agreed to a $60 million settlement with 25 victims of convicted former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.
• Verizon Wireless says it's nearing a $130 billion deal to purchase the 45% stake in the company back from British wireless giant Vodaphone.
• Climate scientists say an abundance of "La Nina" conditions in the Pacific has slowed the rise of global temperatures slightly, but eventual reversal would mean rapid global temperature gains.