StupidiNews!

• Scientists at the National Institutes of Health say a new malaria vaccine has shown 100% effectiveness in early human trials.
• A Florida man has turned himself into police after admitting to killing his girlfriend and posting a picture of her body on Facebook.
• Washington DC park officials are turning to goats to clean an overgrown parcel of land inside the Congressional Cemetery.
• Electric car maker Tesla Motors beat quarterly expectations handily, boosting company stock prices and founder Elon Musk's bottom line by more than half a billion dollars.
• A Brooklyn member of a credit card theft ring which stole over 95,000 card numbers was sentenced to 22 to 44 years in prison.