StupidiNews!

• Three winning tickets have been sold in last night's $448 million Powerball drawing, one in Minnesota and two in New Jersey.
• Ron Paul's 2012 campaign allegedly offered money to an Iowa lawmaker for an endorsement in the state.
• President Obama will not be going to Moscow to meet privately with Russian President Vladimir Putin, as US/Russia relations continue to sour over Edward Snowden.
• JP Morgan Chase is facing criminal charges brought by the Justice Department over mortgage-backed securities.
• A federal judge has ruled that Bitcoin is a currency, and can be regulated under US law.