StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Health officials in New Hampshire confirm a neurosurgery patient suffered from Creutzfeldt-Jacob disease and as many as 13 may have been exposed to prions on the surgery equipment used.
• The EPA has proposed limiting carbon emissions from all new power plants, not just coal-fired ones, to cut greenhouse gas emissions.
• All but one Republican has left the House's "Gang of 8" bipartisan immigration group, signaling all but the end of House GOP efforts to deal with immigration this year.
• House Republicans will next week vote on a plan to suspend the debt ceiling until the end of 2014 in exchange for $250 billion in Medicare and Medicaid cuts and an Obamacare suspension.
• Grand Theft Auto V reached $1 billion in sales in just 3 days, making it the most lucrative video game launch in history.