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• At age 64, endurance swimmer Diana Nyad has finally completed her quest to become the first person to swim from Havana to Key West without a protective cage.
• After years of delays and cost overruns, the $6.4 billion eastern span of the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge opened ahead of schedule last night.
• Despite two weeks of growing protests across Mexico, President Enrique Pena Nieto is vowing to carry out structural and political reforms and combat narco-terrorism.
• Microsoft will buy Nokia's mobile handset division for $7.2 billion to make its own Windows phone hardware as Sweden's one-time mobile giant officially exits the smartphone arena.
• E-book consumers could see refunds as much as $3.06 per book as part of the recent industry price-fixing settlement, expected to be finalized in December.