StupidiNews!

• NYC's Tuesday mayoral primary contest is down to Joe Lhota on the GOP side and Bill de Blasio and former city comptroller Bill Thompson on the Dems side, with Weiner and Quinn gone.
• Tropical Storm Gabrielle is taking aim at Bermuda, with her brother Humberto following through the late Atlantic hurricane season.
• Washington State officials are asking Congress to change federal rules to allow the state's pot shops to take credit cards, as cash-only stores would be tempting robbery targets.
• The latest shakeup of the 30 companies that comprise the Dow Jones Industrial Average finds Nike, Goldman Sachs, and Visa are in, HP, Alcoa, and Bank of America are out.
• After a major online backlash from developers and volume customers, Microsoft is reversing its decision not to make Windows 8.1 available early to TechNet subscribers.