StupidiNews!

• Some 13 dead, including suspected gunman Aaron Alexis, another 8 wounded in yesterday morning's shooting rampage at the Washington DC Naval Yard.
• New figures from the CDC estimate 23,000 Americans die each year from untreated drug-resistant infections, with another 14,000 from related infections.
• UN weapons inspectors have confirmed that sarin gas was used in last month's deadly attack outside Damascus, Syria, and "overwhelming evidence" that military surface-to-air rockets delivered it.
• Eurozone region car sales in August hit a record low, bringing yearly totals down to the smallest since records began to be kept in 1990.
• Scientists are working on squeezing electricity out of municipal wastewater with "microbial batteries" that run on bacteria.