StupidiNews!

• A new UN human rights report on North Korea finds "unspeakable atrocities" committed by the government of Kim Jong-Un.
• Senate majority leader Harry Reid admits Democrats don't have the votes for new federal gun control measures despite Monday's Navy Yard shooting.
• The improving US economy did nothing to significantly lower poverty rates in 2012, but Boomers joining Medicare did decrease the number of uninsured according to Census figures.
• The rise of leprosy in Mumbai's slums has India's Health Ministry concerned about possible drung resistance.
• Blizzard tells Diablo III players it will completely remove the auction house by March 2014 as buying items has supplanted playing the game as the best way to receive the best items.