StupidiNews!

• Heavyweight boxing champ Ken Norton is dead at 70, following a battle with a stroke, Norton most famously broke Muhammad Ali's jaw in his title victory in 1973.
• Scientists say solar expansion will make the Earth too hot to support any life sometime in the next two to three billion years.
• In an interview with FOX News, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad says that his agreement to give up his regime's chemical weapons under a US-Russian plan is "unconditional".
• New US Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz and EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy defended the Obama administration's position on cutting greenhouse gases to Congress on Wednesday.
• A unanimous decision by the 4th Circuit finds Facebook "likes" are free speech protected under the Constitution, the "equivalent of displaying a political sign in one’s yard."