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• Colorado officials say it will be a race against time in order to repair flood-damaged roads before winter as the death toll from last week's record rain reaches 7 dead....
• ...While Colorado House Republicans all join efforts to secure federal disaster aid for the state after all voted against federal disaster aid for Hurricane Sandy last year.
• The US is preparing to begin the major phase of drawing down troops and equipment in Afghanistan, but many challenges remain.
• The future of SNAP remains in doubt as House Republicans narrowly passed a plan to cut $40 billion in food stamps and kick nearly 4 million people off the rolls.
• TV ratings company Nielsen will finally begin counting smartphone and tablet viewers in 2014 as more Americans more their TV watching away from the TV.