StupidiNews!

• Texas GOP Sen. Ted Cruz continues to speak on the Senate floor about defunding Obamacare, but is expected to decisively lose a Senate vote to defund it later today.
• Brazil's Federal district has become the first regional government in South America to ban the sale of toy guns in an attempt to "change the culture of violence".
• Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta has declared the deadly siege of Nairobi's Westgate Mall over, with 11 terrorists captured and three floors of the mall partially collapsed.
• After taking an 8-1 lead in America's Cup sailing races, Emirates Team New Zealand is on the verge of an epic collapse as Oracle Team USA has tied the series to force a decisive final race today.
• New York will create road signs letting drivers know that rest stops are designated texting zones in order to get people to comply with the state's laws against texting while driving.