StupidiNews!

• The death toll in this week's earthquake in Pakistan has risen to nearly 350 as both the military and Islamic militants in contested Balochistan province are looking for survivors.
• A Utah high school football coach suspended his entire team over cyber-bullying a classmate, allowing the team to reform only after meeting conditions.
• As Sen. Ted Cruz ended his 21-hour speech on the floor of the Senate, he and his colleagues then voted 100-0 to take up the bill to fund the government past October 1.
• As a government shutdown looms, 68% of Americans find that Washington is on the wrong track, with President Obama's approval rating at 47% and the GOP at 34% according to Bloomberg.
• AT&T announced plans to use old television spectrum to broadcast video to smartphones across its networks.