StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Hundreds of thousands have been evacuated from coastal areas of Andhra Pradesh and Odisha states in India ahead of today's expected landfall of massive Tropical Cyclone Phailin.
• Missouri Democratic Gov. Jay Nixon has suspended execution by lethal injection in the state due to the German manufacturer of the drug refusing to release it for that purpose.
• More and more Syrian rebel groups are leaving the US-backed Free Syrian Army, putting the ability of a moderate group to counter hard-line Islamist rebels at risk.
• House Republicans are gathering today for a meeting to hammer out terms of a deal to re-open the government and raise the debt ceiling, but it will be a tough sell to Tea Party faithful.
• After losing multiple battles in lower courts, TV networks are going to the US Supreme Court in order to block online startup Aereo from broadcasting their shows over the internet.