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• Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has expelled top US diplomats from the country, claiming that by meeting with opposition groups they are part of a conspiracy against the Maduro government.
• Japanese officials say radioactive water being pumped from the Fukushima Diichi nuclear disaster leaked into the surrounding soil, causing further contamination around the plant site.
• Bond ratings agency Standard & Poor's says for now, a debt ceiling fight is unlikely to do further damage to America's sovereign debt rating unless an October 17th default deadline passes with no action.
• The continued shutdown may cut as much as tenth of a percent from US GDP growth per week according to economist's estimates.
• The FCC is fining five wireless providers nearly $15 billion over allegedly obtaining tens of billions in duplicate payments from the government's Lifeline cell phone program for America's poor.