StupidiNews!

• House Republicans may introduce a short-term debt ceiling bill as soon as today to buy time to negotiate against a default but only if the government remains shut down.
• Abby Wambach, who recently broke Mia Hamm's record as top career scorer in US women's soccer history, has married teammate Sarah Huffman in a ceremony in Hawaii.
• GOP senators are signaling that President Obama's choice to head the Fed next year, current Fed vice-chair Janet Yellen, will face a tough fight on Capitol Hill with several Republicans already opposing her.
• Climate scientists warn that the date where major world cities face permanently higher than average temperatures could come as early as 2029 for parts of Asia and 2047 for New York.
• Microsoft's "Blue Hat" program paying bounties for finding Internet Explorer security holes has resulted in a $100,000 payday for one researcher.