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• A magnitude 7.1 earthquake rocked central Philippines early Tuesday, killing at least 28 and injuring dozens, with the epicenter on the island province of Bojol. 
• In Wisconsin, former GOP vice-presidential candidate Rep. Paul Ryan will face Democratic challenger Amar Kaleka, the son of the slain Sikh temple leader killed in Ryan's House district last year.
• Some of the nation's airport chiefs are tired of uncertain federal funding for improvements and are demanding a straight per-ticket fee to pay for billions in needed infrastructure repairs and expansion.
• US spending on clean energy dropped more than 40% in the third quarter as the fracking boom in the Midwest and stretched state budgets combined for less green investment in energy.
• Brazil plans to take on the NSA under order of President Dilma Rouseff as the country will introduce a national secure e-mail outlet.