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• The Somali terrorist group responsible for last month's deadly Nairobi mall siege is warning that more violence is on the way for Kenya and other African countries allied with the West.
• Texas GOP Gov. Rick Perry again called the implementation of Obamacare a "felony" and a "criminal act" committed against America's young people.
• President Obama has canceled several stops on his planned Asian summit tour next week due to the government shutdown, but still plans to meet world leaders in Bali this weekend.
• A nearly 120-carat South African diamond is the highlight of the latest Sotheby's auction in Hong Kong, the total of the 40th anniversary 5-day auction of the group's Asian debut could fetch a half a billion dollars.
• An FAA panel has concluded that using wireless devices during takeoff and landing is safe for "nearly all" airliners and flights due to improved avionics in today's planes.