StupidiNews!

• President Obama is expected to formally nominate current Federal Reserve vice-chair Janet Yellen today as the first woman to head the Fed.
• Actor Tom Hanks revealed this week that he has been diagnosed with Type II Diabetes and is undergoing treatment.
• More than 200 people, including several Democratic members of Congress, were arrested at an immigration protest at the National Mall Tuesday afternoon.
• California health care officials say more than 28,000 have signed up for the state's health care exchanges in the first week, New York officials say they've received 40,000 applications last week.
• Russian law enforcement officials say they've busted the man behind the infamous "Blackhole" malware, the hacker known as "Paunch" is apparently now in police custody.