StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• A US Korean War veteran remains held into a second month by North Korea and the communist country has issued an "apology" statement they say is from 85-year-old Merrill Newman.
• NASA's latest Space X collaboration mission may be to put a "lunar greenhouse" on the surface on the moon in 2015.
• The White House is "confident" that most of the problems with the helathcare.gov website have been ironed out as the President's self-imposed December 1 approaches.
• Business leaders are increasingly angry that zero progress has been made on the December 13th budget deal proposal made as part of the resolution of the government shutdown in October.
• An MIT scientist has come up with a process to make "superhydrophobic" materials that repel water in half the time of current water-repellent surfaces.