StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The Philippines are still trying to assess the massive damage from Super Typhoon Haiyan's landfall early Friday, hundreds may be dead in hardest-hit Tacloban City.
• A deadly virus has killed more than 700 bottlenosed dolphins in the Atlantic since July, and researchers are scrambling to deal with beach strandings of dead dolphins.
• October's government shutdown period job numbers were much better than expected, pushing major stock indices to new all-time highs.
• The reality of NYC Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio's new job?  Big budget holes and labor contracts with over 300,000 city employees.
• A new study from Carnegie Mellon University finds computer science students pick the safest plaintext passwords, business school students' passwords are the easiest to crack.