StupidiNews!

• Virginia State Sen. Creigh Deeds remains hospitalized after being stabbed multiple times in an altercation with his son Gus, who apparently shot and killed himself after the fight Tuesday morning.
• Mayor Bloomberg has signed a bill into law that would raise the age needed to purchase tobacco products to 21 within NYC limits.
• Thousands of homeowners could get mortgage relief under a $13 billion federal settlement reached with banking giant JP Morgan Chase Tuesday over subprime mortgages.
• A 5-4 Supreme Court decision will allows Texas's controversial anti-abortion laws to stay in effect as at least a dozen clinics in the state remain closed over the law's hospital admitting privileges clause.
• Hackers have uncovered 42 million account passwords for Australian dating website company Cupid Media, which could expose more vulnerabilities if the passwords are used on other sites.