StupidiNews!

• Connecticut State Police have issued a final report on last December's deadly mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, finding shooter Adam Lanza had no apparent clear motive.
• The US Supreme Court will hear arguments Tuesday involving retailer Hobby Lobby and its objections on religious grounds to providing contraceptive health coverage for employees.
• The chairman of Florida's Republican party is calling on embattled GOP Rep. Trey Radel to resign after Radel's admission of cocaine use and current stint in rehab.
• Scotland nationalists have unveiled a plan for an independent Scotland free from the UK and using the pound as currency.
• The latest computer scam involves fraudsters using legitimate remote tech support programs to "fix" fake problems, charge users hefty fees, and then use access to the computers to steal passwords and information.