StupidiNews!

• Over protests from prosecutors and some of the relatives of victims, selected 911 calls made in the Sandy Hook Elementary massacre a year ago will be released to news outlets today.
• The US has suspended shipments of equipment from Afghanistan by road through Pakistan, saying that a recent rise in Pakistani anti-drone protests are a threat to both truck drivers and cargo.
• The White House says President Obama will sign up for health insurance on the federal health exchange website, but exactly when is still being worked out.
• Germany's Deutsche Bank and JP Morgan Chase are among six banks who have agreed to pay the EU a record 1.71 million euros in total fines for manipulating the LIBOR benchmark interest rate.
• Private space transport company SpaceX has successfully launched one of its Falcon 9 rockets to put a satellite into geosynchronous orbit, hoping for the first successful mission of its kind for the company.