StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Two students in Philadelphia are in critical condition after being shot in a high school gym by another student, one suspect is under arrest.
• A panel of federal judges investigating a jurist who sent racist emails about President Obama revealed the judge has a long histroy of racial comments.
• As many as 15 are presumed dead after a suicide bombing attack in Kabul outside a popular restaurant.
• Bond rating service Moody's has raised Ireland out of junk bond status as the country is exiting EU-imposed austerity.
• As sales of the Wii U are falling short of expectations, Nintendo is reportedly exploring getting into smartphone gaming.