StupidiNews!

• The FBI arrested five in connection with the infamous $8 million "GoodFellas" Lufthansa heist at JFK Airport in 1978, charging the men with racketeering and conspiracy counts.
• More than 30 elderly residents of a Quebec retirement home are unaccounted for and feared dead after a fire broke out and burned the entire building to the ground.
• Thailand's Constitutional Court could rule as early as today whether or not a planned February 2 election can be held as protesters promise to block polling places to stop it.
• CNN is the latest news organization to report its social media accounts were hacked and false news stories were propagated, involving China, US treasuries, and the Syrian Electronic Army.
• Google has taken out a patent to provide free taxi service to customers to retail stores in exchange for advertisements during the ride.