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• A small plane flying from Tuscon crashed on a landing attempt in Aspen, killing one and badly injuring two others, according to Colorado law enforcement officials.
• Doctors in Spain will be attempting the world's most extensive full face transplant to date in order to replace a man's malformed jaw and nose.
• Al Qaeda forces along the Iraq-Syria border are claiming responsibility for a suicide bombing in Beirut that killed four and injured dozens.
• New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is planning to revive a 1980 state medical marijuana law to allow prescriptions of the drug.
• AT&T is offering up to $450 to T-Mobile customers who drop their current carrier as the communications giant looks for new revenue.